User:SuchATragedy
howdy pardner
call me jorf
and i am what young little tumblr kinnies might describe as a "lmao m o o d"
B)
description
story
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
actual information
ok so im kind of new to website building and whatnot but i am trying to learn so that i can actually create official wiki pages and the like
youre probably going to see me a lot in the change history of wiki articles either making basic grammatical fixes or completely rewriting everything, then reverting them back, then changing them again just to be sure, and then one more time rolling it back because i dont like it, and then lastly fixing it for the actually final time just to be sure that everything is nice and sexalicious so yea; be prepared to see me doing cleanup a helluva lot B)
oh yea i also do art and stuff which you can probably see on my tumblr(of which i will post once i actually finish) but uhh yea thats about it
ena art ig
ill add more later
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ways to contact me
- my tumblrMAIN CONTACT
- my discord; jorf#1763
- my twitter
yeah thats it have a good day
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
trivia
- cuando el impostor es sus ?
- definitely NOT a homosexual
- this page will probably be edited a lot while i learn how to code in html and start experimenting on it sooo uhhh heads up B)
- does anybody here like baguettes
- i certainly do NOT
- honestly baguettes are horrible
- disgusting
- rancid
- i have never been so appalled
- im going to cancel anybody who has the mere mentioning of a baguette in a positive connotation on twitter
- GOD i fucking hate baguettes
- #baguettescansuckmygiantschlong2020
- little shits
- i swear i am not this informal when i actually make wiki edits
- also unrelated but funfact i wrote this entire profile thingy here in source code
- kind of a small thing to say but i thought it was kind of neat :)